The events described in this book occurred, unless they didn’t. The names, physical characteristics and temporal association of a number of the performers, however, have been modified in order to circumvent possible legal repercussions and acts of retribution. Some of the characters have also been morphed into composites to help maintain their anonymity and the author’s safety.
No responsibility is taken for any offence or miscommunication contained in these pages.
All ambiguities are intended, even those that aren’t.